Static-y Day At Costco Warrants "Looks" From Lady in Optics
I accompanied my mother to Costco yesterday because she was kind enough to accompany to my bridesmaid dress fitting. We started in the optical department, where I was looking for some new sunglasses. At one point, she handed me a pair of glasses, and we accidentally shocked each other: it was a quite a painful shock as far as static electricity goes and rather surprising for both of us. She turned to me and asked in her practiced teacher voice reserved for dealing with children (including her own) or unhelpful customer service representatives, "What is wrong with you?" She didn't intend to be so scornful, that's just how it came out after the unpleasant shock. I replied, "What is wrong with YOU, mother?" and noticed the woman at the optical center looking up from her work to observe the situation that merited such bickering. She had obviously missed the shock and seemed to disapprove our behavior based on the looks she cast over her bifocals.
My mother and I walked away laughing, but I should note it was an unusually shocking experience at Costco. As we continued to shop throughout the store, we kept shocking ourselves whenever we touched the cart or bumped into something metallic. Shoppers beware.

