Would You Like Chips With That?

This weekend I opened our snack cabinet in the kitchen and felt like I was in the chip and cracker aisle of WINCO. The contents included:

3 cans of Pringles
2 bags of tortilla chips
1 bag of Ruffles Original Potato Chips
1 bag of Tim’s Cascade Potato Chips
1 bag of Ritz chips
1 bag of pumper nickel and onion sticks
2 bags of pretzels
2 boxes of Triscuits
1 box of Cheez-Its
1 box of Ritz crackers

Yes, it was Super Bowl weekend, but we didn’t have any guests over. This is not unlike the weekly contents after my mother has just visited the grocery store, though it was a bit fuller than usual this weekend. This undoubtedly gives evidence of my family’s eating patterns. I’m just surprised that I’m not obese.